Friday, July 31, 2009

Dicedok dari Cerita Mahathir (edited sebab nak sedapkan cerita)

Sebut sahaja namanya Ahmad (bukan nama sebenar).

Makanan kegemarannya ialah mee.

Ahmad sangat suka makan mee. Setiap kali pergi restoran mesti dia pesan mee. Mee goreng la, mee bandung la, mee rojak la, Milo la (ok, tak lawak).

Satu hari Ahmad teringin makan mee kat sebuah kedai makan cina. Dia pun memesan mee kari.

Tak lama selepas itu mee kari pun sampai.

gambar hiasan

Tapi kat atas mee kari tu ada daging babi sebagai lauk dan bukannya ayam atau telur ayam. Tanpa berfikir panjang Ahmad pun mengasingkan daging itu dari mee kari dan memakan mee penuh berselera.

Kawannya, Mahathir (nama sebenar) yang melihat kejadian itu pun berasa pelik.

"Ahmad, kenapa kau asingkan daging tu dan makan mee sahaja?" tanya Mahathir.

"Eh kau ni. Orang Islam mana boleh makan babi" jawab Ahmad.

8 comments:

AK said...

cis...
benci aku baca entri2 kurang emo cmni...
hahahahaha

nina yg hot! said...

hongok!

Tuah Izwan said...

waa....fikiran yg waras sekali !!!

F said...

bagus nye die..kalau asingkan daging babi tu...agk2 kene x selsema babi?fikir2 kan yop~

kentanjim said...

The more moronic Muhyiddin opens his mouth, the more I find him unsuitable to be the deputy prime minister.

yoy said...

Merdeka Day is a day of shame especially on this Merdeka Day. On this day you have to compare how a successful country like Singapore has done everything right and why Malaysia has done everything wrong.

On this day you will wonder why are we not better off if we are still under the British, I can assure you – we do not fall into what we are today. On this day everyone especially Sabah and Sarawak should be reminded that they should not join Malaysia in the first place.

If you ask me how great are the Umno. I would say they are shameless people just like some Ang Mok who drop their pants for all to see.

ruyom said...

By hook or by crook including murder, harassment and corruption, other than the normal legal ways. That is what BN means.

pija said...

uishh..komen2 ko dari sape nier??..~~